Ann is a spunky, energetic, and (*currently sick) Geographer at SFU. There's no "e" in her name. At least, not in the name most of us use for her, anyway... Her talents in unconventionality are unconventional, she thrives on cultivating irrationality in herself and others, and is currently composed primarily of dihydrogen oxide and grey matter. She is currently working on ways to arrange Ravel pieces for the high-tensity spring, as well as working against Stockwell Day's election campaign through the creative use of rhegolith and the Criminal Code of Canada - and by returning to Summerland (her home town) for a weekend to deliberately vote against him. She has also spent time leaning over canyon edges, waiting for trains in dark interior canyons, and exploring new directions in quotation. She is also a globally-recognized authority on creative cuisinery and has lived with a mathematician for approximately 2.374598356 (+/- 0.875) years. In her spare time, she makes Green Grenades for semi-random distribution, and has been known to lambaste. She is also the president, CEO, and general generating secretation-secretary treasurer of treasures of the Summerland Society for the Promotion of Wildflowers and Sarcasm, an umbrella group working closely with various members of the Mango Proliferation Office, from which she has also recieved logistical support. She is involved closely with the development and research of the top-secret Astroprojector initiative, and has been working to guard its secrecy from foreign powers and loggers.

This is a photo of some sort of cheese product.  I don't actually eat this stuff, but I think it's a telling commentary on the state of American society today.  Kidding, I just like the name...I know a few Urban Cheeses myself.