Do not use any of the following in your academic writing.

No terms derived from on-line computer communication or text messaging:

lol, pwnd, n00b, jk

No terms describing parts of the body in unflattering ways, or unflattering parts of the body:

moobs, kankles, weenis

No terms of coarse sexual appreciation, revulsion, or designation:

bootylicious, m ilkshake, butterface, dime, Britney, free ballin', I'd tap that, tramp stamp, donque

No terms dependent on the knowledge of Vancouver’s suburbs:

Word: to metrotown (verb)
Definition: the action of rapidly walking around a group of slow moving people, usually in a crowded mall type setting.

No bizarre contractions:

totes, hollaback, chacun, po po

No “clever” puns:

pluto: verb = to significantly downgrade, dishonour, demoralize, disappoint. It originates with Pluto's loss of planetary status.

nillionaire, askhole, iPerbole, flintstoning (the act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it), multislacking, wanksta 

No words that attempt to recreate regional or exaggerated pronuciations

Gawd!

She’s so hawt!

No words that are utterly inane:

Word: Noot
Definition: The opposite of "Hoot", meaning "a good time." "Noot" is "not a hoot," therefore, a boring thing, situation, or person.

Word: chach
Definition: A person (usually male) who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as a total loser.

Word: homeskillet

Definition: close friend or relative

Word: meh

Definition: I don’t care one way or the other

No terms derived from the poetic works of Mr. Snoop Dog:

Fo sheezie / fo shizzle; yo my dizzle; shiznat

Or Mr. Jay Z:

H 2 the IzzO