The World's Greatest Cat (Sam)

Bored
with surfing the channels.
Still going strong at 11 years old.
The World's Stupidest (but cute) Dog (Ty)

And...
The World's Worst Dog (Jack the Jerk)

Why it is so hard to get a clean shirt in my house

One day my married daughter calls and says "You're going to
be a grandpa!" I was, naturally, elated. And looked forward to my
future days babysitting. It didn't take long. Here I am, you can see
how happy I look.

Plus, he kept chewing the stick I was carving!