Doogie
Commentary on Everyday Life at SFU by Two Boys from the Valley...
...Who Should Know Better, But Apparently Do Not
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| Devi | Doogie |
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Hey Doogie, what's up with this web page?
Well Devi, we're just two simple, sensitive guys from the Fraser Valley in British Columbia and I thought that the SFU community might benefit from some of our "Fraser Valley common sense."
Hey...great idea! There's so much stupidity around campus -- we may as well join in all the fun. After all, we've been known to make a few major contributions ourselves! But you know, being the sensitive types that we are, we certainly don't want to insult or offend anyone.I know, I know. But that's the beauty of this site. We're going to hand out awards called the SnaFUs, celebrating the stupidity of someone on campus, without identifying anyone in particular. In doing so, we continue to propagate the belief that stupidity is always attributable to some anonymous "other person." In this way, we'll always be on the path of improving the self-esteem of everyone. A win-win situation, don't you think?
You know, you're pretty smart for a simple valley boy, Doogie. Can others on campus help out?
They sure can, Devi. Anyone can send us their nominations by emailing us at: snafu_sfu@yahoo.ca. Now stop bugging me and let's get on with the awards!
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The King has no Logo Award |
2007 Winner : SFU  |
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For their inane branding initiative.. |
Up-in-Smoke Award |
2006 Winner : SFU Control Freaks |
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For idiotic regulatory behavior. |
Time-Waste Award |
2006 Winner : SFU Fire Department  |
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For helping us all prepare for the expected. |
Father Knows Best Award |
2005 Winner : SFSS (Simon Fraser Student Society)  |
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For understanding that students can't be expected to think or make decisions on their own. |
Crybaby Award |
2005 Winner : TSSU (Teaching Support Staff Union)  |
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For managing to portray one of the most privileged segments of our society as oppressed members of the "working" class. Discussion. |
Stupid Waste Award |
2004 Winner : SFU Parking Services  |
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Too Stupid to Recognize Irony Award |
2004 Winner : SFU Student Protesters    |
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Bogus Boycott Award |
2004 Winner : SFSS (Simon Fraser Student Society)  |
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For encouraging students to boycott their tuition fees, leading to big penalties for those who listened, and then declaring "victory."Discussion. |
Idiocy Disguised as Advocacy Award |
2004 Winner : SFU Human Rights and Equity Group  |
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For advocating "gender neutral" washrooms on behalf of all transgender, intersex, gender queer, and gender deviant people who are in dire need of a "less threatening" bathroom experience. Discussion. |
Twisted Gender Policy Award |
2004 Winner : SFU Gym  |
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