A Book Club
Limerick (an example of the extremely rare 6-line limerick) |
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We began as a group that
liked books,
After 2 weddings, 4 babes & 7 years we're still hooked.
With unbridled zest,
Great tomes we digest,
And though we still bring books when we gather,
Our enthusiasm is as much for the food and the chatter.
- Joette
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A Limerick
About a Dog (or a famous writer: take your pick) |
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There was a small dog named
Ruskin
Whose bark it was said to be huskin'
This bark it was funny
For me, I smelled money.
So both doggie and I went a-buskin' - Fred |
Another Book
Club Limerick (warning: not suitable for all ears) |
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There was a book club from
Nantucket,
Whose reading list could fill a bucket,
When someone once said,
"Your selection's unread,
I didn't have time." I said "Fuck it!"
- Nou |
And another
Book Club Limerick |
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There once was a group
who liked reading
The volumes they picked were all leading
But 7 years is a long time
In which to opine
Now mostly their meeting means eating. - Fred |
Water (Marq
de Villiers) |
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While this resource cannot
be destroyed,
Neither is it that fairly deployed.
In the desert you'll go
Weeks in search of de l'eau
Yet in Deep Cove you're never devoid. - Michael
An engineer in from Nantucket
Was drilling for oil when he struck it.
"I'd sure like a drink
Of cold water, I think;
If we can't pipe it in then we'll truck it."
- Michael
There once was a man from
Deep Cove
Who was wet from his head to his toes.
But if he had any hair
There would be no need
to despair,
For that and a hat would take care of his woes. -
Larrie |
Prodigal Summer
(Barbara Kingsolver) |
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She was, one would say,
solitary,
Not really the type that would marry.
One day in the green
Eddie Bondo was seen.
Passion first, but then oh! so contrary. - Jean
Appalachians they had them
a ranger,
Deanna by name, met a stranger.
While at first he was
mocked
Once he came, rifle cocked,
He became her short-term heat exchanger. - Jean |
A Tale
of Two Cities (Charles Dickens)
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An author named Dickens
was stirred
To give readers all of the dirt
On Paris and London;
But what of his fundin'?
Well thank God he was paid by the word! - Leith
In the days of the French
Revolution
The nobility faced execution.
Dickens' "far
better thing"
Was to swap yang for ying
In a Carton/Darnay substitution. - Michael |
A Feeling For
The Organism: The Life And Work Of Barbara McClintock (Evelyn Fox
Keller) |
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There once was a geneticist
named Barbara
Who studied the corn not les arbres.
She found jumping genes
For her easily seen,
But some thought she'd lost all her marbles. - Rob
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The Passion
(Jeanette Winterson) |
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You might march through
a cold winter (Russian),
Give your heart without further discussion.
Whether out or in fashion
You will find that your passion
Can have quite a broad repercussion. - Michael
Napolean's cook from Nantucket
Had to melt down the ice from his bucket.
"When the boss wants a stew
You should do what I do:
Toss the chicken in whole, never pluck it."
- Michael
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