To: hipnews-outgoing@hip.com
From: Jane@hip.com (Jane)
Subject: **** HIP Happenings!!! ***

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Hello Hello Hello 
 
Oh, perhaps you heard enough of that last time? It's been hot, I maybe took a little too much sun. Whatever. We're fine now and have we got an issue for you.  Our writers as always have really pushed themselves to the limit. Like dogs they work for you. 
 
For your surfing satisfaction, this issue brings you... 
 
BEST OF THE NET 
FAQ makes lucid for us all those pesky abbreviations you encounter whilst trying to make encounters so that you don't end up with a snake clad Jujitsu warrior on an afternoon tea date.
The prologue of the computer operator from Hell. 
 
ART AND MUSIC 
We've got romance with vinyl and a good healthy fear of latex. 
 
POP CULTURE 
Taking commercial products home with you...Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr.Clean! Mid-summer nightmare covers bladder control and limb loss. 
 
SELF-ABUSE 
Virgo it's time to live a little...we'd like to see something in a tight red frock of perhaps the diaphonous persuasion.
Single White Female has only two words to say to you. Two words you'll not soon forget. 
 
SEX & SCANDAL 
Speaking of sex- There are books on that sort of thing?  In this case I guess those that can't do.... teach.
What issue would be complete without the master of the human condition illuminating our little worlds....Dear Dick. 
 
Before I sign off, I would like to thank our new sponsor CD Now - check them out from our cover page! 
 
Bye now-You know how to find me. 
 
Jane at hip. 
  
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